Saturday, June 6, 2009

TWILIGHT. [My Biggest Rant Yet]

Okay, right now I am very very mad. So please excuse some of the cursing in here.

So a few minutes ago I was watching the rerun of the MTV Movie Awards, which I would like to point out isn't actually a real legit award ceremony, it's just a popularity contest. But anyway, I'm very upset that Twilight won over Slumdog Millionaire in more than one category. Actually, in every category that Twilight has been in, they've won, except for best song, which that hoe Miley Cyrus won, which is almost worse. After today, I cannot watch MTV ever again. it saddens me to know that people who watch MTV like Twilight better than Slumdog Millionaire, and like Miley Cyrus better than A.R. Rahman, who brilliantly wrote the music for Slumdog.

So I casually expressed my resentment that Twilight won "Best Movie" or something, and before I knew it we were arguing about Twilight. What a great way to spend the weekend, right? I told you this weekend was gonna suck.

Fran (4:26:18 PM): Twilight is sexist and abusive.

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:27:26 PM): Its not real Fran
OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:27:31 PM): I don't see how its sexist

Fran (4:27:46 PM): It's not real but people watch it and read it and it conveys bad morals.
Fran (4:28:27 PM): Bella plays the weak damsel in distress,
Fran (4:28:40 PM): All Bella cares about is Edward,
Fran (4:28:47 PM): He manipulates her into marriage.

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:29:18 PM): She wanted to be with him forever because she loved him

Fran (4:29:30 PM): They're not in love, they're infatuated with each other.

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:29:38 PM): Yeah they do. They have a choice either to love them back

Fran (4:29:43 PM): if they were in love he wouldn't emotionally abuse her.

This is the kind of stuff that pisses me off, when people think that it's okay for a guy to control and emotionally abuse a girl. Whenever I bring this up the twilight "luvers" say that he does it cause he loves her and that it's not abuse. Well guess what? It is.

Emotional Abuse: Abuse is any behavior that is designed to control and subjugate another human being through the use of fear, humiliation, intimidation, guilt, coercion, manipulation etc. Emotional abuse is any kind of abuse that is emotional rather than physical in nature. It can include anything from verbal abuse and constant criticism to more subtle tactics, such as repeated disapproval or even the refusal to ever be pleased.

This is what Edward does to Bella. This is abuse. But obviously you guys think it's okay and say things like "aww, he cares so much about her". No. He had her kidnapped. What the fuck.


OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:32:52 PM): That's because nobody knows about vampires and he's trying to let her know that a life with him is a life without the sun because they "sparkle"
OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:33:00 PM): She wanted to do it

Fran (4:33:20 PM): so what if she wanted to do it???? THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE. do you realize that 12 year old girls read this?

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007(4:33:37 PM): And so, she didn't go to college. She at least graduated from high school.

LMFAO. This is the funniest defense I have ever heard. Just because you want abuse doesn't make it right.


OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:34:56 PM): Yeah but like I said its not REAL. Its just there for entertainment. Vampires are 'in' again. So what if they read it? Its fiction
OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:35:32 PM): And if they're stupid enough to actually believe it then that's their problem.

Fran (4:36:03 PM): dude, i know its fiction. the problem is that people read this and they think its okay. they send bad messages. of course no one is gonna believe it. but if you wrote a fictional book about how slavery is okay, you're saying that its okay because it fiction. right?
OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:36:48 PM): Nope. That's why its fiction. Its fake
OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:37:21 PM): Slavery was non-fiction. It actually happened. 'Owning' people is just wrong

Fran (4:37:29 PM): dude, you're missing the point.
Fran (4:37:30 PM): DUDE
Fran (4:37:31 PM): LMFAO
Fran (4:37:37 PM): DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REAL TOO.
Fran (4:37:43 PM): SEXISM IS REAL TOO.
Fran (4:37:44 PM): LMAO
Fran (4:37:47 PM): Wow.

The sentence I love the most:
OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:38:25 PM): But he didn't beat her.



o_o

Is there anything to say to that? That's just like WTF. Just because he didn't beat her doesn't make emotional abuse better.



OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007(4:40:46 PM): I'm trying to understand where you're coming from. I don't see any ounce of sexism in that whole Saga

Fran (4:41:45 PM): you're saying "its okay that the book has bad messages because its fictional and its fake". you honestly don't see any sexism? Bella is a weak character and is controlled by edward. he abuses her, and she makes it seem as if everyone needs a man to control them.
Fran (4:42:06 PM): the thing is
Fran (4:42:13 PM): She doesn't even notice the sexism
Fran (4:42:16 PM): she doesn't notice the abuse
Fran (4:42:22 PM): which makes the whole saga even worse.
Fran (4:42:31 PM): especially since little girls look up to her
Fran (4:43:53 PM): shes stupid, pointless, weak, dependent, and annoying.
Fran (4:47:28 PM): she is the weakest character ever written and she lets edward and everyone else control her.

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:48:09 PM): Like mental abuse or what?

Fran (4:48:17 PM): yes, mental abuse!!!!!

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:48:54 PM): Ohhhhhh!
OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:49:01 PM): Haha

Fran (4:49:23 PM): and shes supposed to be independent
Fran (4:49:31 PM): but shes obsessed with edward
Fran (4:49:37 PM): and she doesnt care about anything else
Fran (4:49:42 PM): its ridiculous and sexist

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:49:47 PM): But she's like a lovesick puppy

Fran (4:49:54 PM): EXACTLY
Fran (4:49:56 PM): A LOVESICK PUPPY

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:50:05 PM): Hahaha!

Fran (4:50:14 PM): shes like obsessed and controlled by him
Fran (4:50:18 PM): like wtf
Fran (4:50:23 PM): why do you read this shit??

OMGIlovetwilightTwlightLuver007 (4:50:41 PM): Okay okay. It was entertainment. I like it

Fran (4:51:01 PM): Really???? you cant find any other means of entertainment????? wtf.


So this is the reason I'm so angry. That people have to stoop down to the "Twlight" level to be entertained. I really don't know why people like this crap so much.




For all you guys who like Twilight:

GET A LIFE.
GO READ A REAL BOOK.
STOP FAPPING TO EDWARD.
GO GET HIT BY A TRUCK.

*Picture was removed because it was offensive*

Monday, March 2, 2009

4 of Many Depressing TV Shows

4: House
I personally love this show, but the more I get to know the main character, Dr. House, the worse I feel for him. I realized it would suck to be a genius, because then you'd always be mad at everyone around you for being so stupid compared to you, and you'll never be able to find anyone worth being with unless they were on the same level as you.

Think about it.


3: MTV Cribs

Okay, who seriously wants to watch 30 minutes of rich celebrities showing off how rich they are by showing us their home(s)??? Especially since most of the people who watch MTV are middle class people who cannot become rich unless they have some crazy talent. You see people with like 5 cars that they don't even use, and you wish you had money like that. Trust me, after a few episodes, you'll feel like a failure.


2: Toddlers & Tiaras.

First off, let me say these parents are ridiculous. I don't understand how they could think children that look like this are beautiful:
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Seriously? It's creepy as hell. I don't think I could ever understand why people think 5-year-olds with tons of makeup on are cute, adorable, pretty, etc.
I think it's gross.

But anyway.
This show really depresses the hell out of me. Those little girls are going to grow up and be so superficial and their parents are definitely going to be in debt. Most people on this show base their lives around making sure their child wins, and they spend up to $5,000 just to (try to) win up to $1,000 and a plastic trophy. Not only do they lose useful money, but child beauty pageants teach little girls that they have to be pretty and wear makeup to get things in life. I'm angry at the judges also, because they're the ones who decide who's the "prettiest".
But it all comes down to the parents. Come on now. Shaving little girls legs? Making them wear fake teeth to hide the only natural childishness they have that they can't cover up with makeup or get rid of? Putting extensions in their hair, fake eyelashes, and don't even get me started on the makeup.

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What has the world come to?
How can you not be depressed watching this show???

1: Wife Swap.

Oh man. This show really makes you wonder how many nutcase families there are out there. Today, they were giving like some marathon or something, and usually I can't even watch 5 minutes of it, but today since I was so bored I stuck through the whole marathon.
So for those of you who don't watch Wife Swap, it's basically a show where they take two dysfunctional families and make the wives switch places for two weeks.
Today I think I saw three of the saddest episodes.
In the first one, the families were an obese woman with a husband and son who were addicted to video games and never spoke or went outside, and a strict athletic lady who's whole family was into some sport or the other. So the athletic lady made the husband go to a therapist to help him out with his addiction, and then his son was telling him why he wanted him to get over the addiction. So the little boy says, "I just want us to hang out like we used to. And the only reason I'm trying is cause I don't have anyone else. I don't have any friends around me." And I was just like "AWWW D;" And I seriously almost cried. It was so sad. And then when they showed the ending and if they changed since the show, they did not change at all. This was extremely sad, cause I just think about how that little boy is going to be when he gets older.

The second one I saw was about a woman who treated raising children as a business, and they made everything like boot camp for them. In the neighborhood, the parents actually drew a line (Literally) of where they can't go further down the block. So they never met any other kids in their neighborhood, and they had no friends. They said they felt like dying sometimes and that they were always sad. Then, when the pairs of parents were discussing the week, the mom said, "Our children's happiness is not important, our lives aren't centered around that!" And I was just like, "What kind of parent doesn't care if their child is happy or not???"

The third one was about a family who extremely isolated their kids, and then when the new wife came she went to see the son outside in the yard and she asked him what he was doing and he said, "Nothing, just playing with my stick." because that was the only friend he had. Seriously, man. Then at the end of the show, the new wife finally got him a friend, and he was like, "I guess I can play with my stick once in a while, but now I have a friend, so I can play with him sometimes, too!" And that was just sad.

Yeah, so this is why Wife Swap is the number one depressing show I've seen so far.

Friday, February 20, 2009

One Of The Many Unwritten Rules Of Myspace [And Why It's Stupid]

So for those of you Myspace obsessed kidz, you are probably no stranger to this stupid rule that everyone is expected to follow or else they will be shunned from myspace:

"Pc4Pc?"

Okay so everyone knows what pc4pc is; Pic for pic, meaning, "If you comment my pictures I'll return." Or in other words, "Show sum luvv, ya noe i show iit baq".
I bet you 20 bucks that if someone commented your picture right now you'd be like, "Oh noes I have to comment them back" because you think that it's required of you. And those of you who do the commenting, you're probably like, "Oh she has a picture let me comment it so she can comment mines so I can has 100 comments so all my friends* will be jelly." [*Myspace "friends" are not your real friends.]

So what I hate about this "rule" is that since you're practically required to pc4pc, that none of the comments you get are actually genuine. In the young myspace days, if someone commented your picture, it's because they actually do think that top looks cute on you or your hair is nice. But these days, if someone comments your pictures it's because they want MOAR COMMENTS.

What they say:

"Omg you look mad cute<3"

What they're really saying:

"Okay lets cut the crap, since I did you a favor and commented your picture now you have to comment mines. And you look like a fat cow."

If they're reallyyyy desperate, they'll even waste about 10 seconds of their life clicking the "post comment" button as many times as they can so they can "spam" you and you'll have to do the same.

"Spam is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk messages."
-Wikipedia.


So what ends up happening is that someone sends you a comment saying that you're sooo pretty or that they're so jealous of those jeans, when they're really not. They might not even think you're pretty at all. They might think you look like chewed up hamburger meat. But your reaction is, "wow, they think I'm pretty?? =D" And then you go and comment them in return.

I mean, I'm not saying it's bad to comment someone's pictures after they comment yours, it's just that nowadays it's become like a ritual, and you never know if someone really means what they say or if they're doing it for the return comments. It's pretty dishonest, actually. I've seen people who have like 300 comments and I just think to myself, "300 people cannot possibly think you are that fabulous." I mean, they can, but it's just unlikely unless you're some type of celebrity.

And another thing is that people are just obsessed with this stuff. Like, they post sooo many bulletins just for a few comments. Like seriously, guys. Come on now. I thought you were better than this.

With me, if someone comments my pictures, sure, it's a nice gesture, so I'll go check out their pictures to see if they have any nice pictures as well. If they don't have any pictures that I find to be nice, I won't comment them. If they do have a nice picture, I'll comment them. Simple as that. I've had people actually delete their comments from my pictures because I didn't comment theirs. Like, okay, you obviously didn't mean what you said so it doesn't matter anyway.


So yeah. I'd rather choose 2 genuine comments over 1,000 fake ones anyday.



<3

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

6 Things That Pissed Me Off This Month [Jan. 09]

6: Those checkered scarves that everyone was wearing.


So this whole January, everyone started wearing some weird checkered scarves that weren't even scarves. They look like picnic blankets. Very thin, cheap, picnic blankets.
It started out with the emo kids wearing them, then the ghetto kids liked them, and bought them in every color.
So now everytime I walk into school it looks like no one could afford scarves so they just grabbed the closest tablecloth and stuck it on their neck.


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[Above: Prom dress]




5: Winter.

I hate winter. So it's probably gonna be on all my lists of things that piss me off.



4:Katy Perry.

Man, I hate this chick. In January, she came out with some new song called "Thinking Of You" that people also went batshit insane for, along with all her other crap. She has got to stop. First she sings about kissing another girl while having a boyfriend, now it's about being with some other guy and liking some other guy at the same time. And the video is even worse. Come on, now. Your husband is in the army and your cheating on him? Good thing he died, maybe she would have learned her lesson.


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3: The kids in my school on inauguration day.

Okay, so for inauguration day, my principal decided to put up a huge screen and take all this kids out of class to watch it. Now, it was supposed to be a pretty historical day and everything, and I thought that because of that, the kids in my school would shut up for once. But they didn't.
-_-


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[Above: Equivalent to a day at Tapco.]



2: Miley "Hoe" Cyrus.



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It seems like Disney Channel is an underground child porn industry. They just keep rolling out the whores. But the one that just makes me kill babies is Miley Cyrus. D:<
She is just too much. Her pictures are disgusting, her lip syncing skills are horrible, and she is just a whore.


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Like seriously, you can't even drive yet.
Gee, I wonder how those pictures got on the interwebz to begin with.


1: Damn Twilight.


I thought after a while people would realize how stupid twilight [Note the uncapitalization]is. But apparently not. People are still having orgasms over it, including Stephanie Meyers, who's whole idea for twilight came from a wet dream of hers.
It's actually very creepy, seeing as how Stephanie Meyer's description of Bella sounds very much like her own, minus 300 pounds.
What's so funny is that not even the actors like twilight. No wonder Kirsten Stweart smokes pot.
Robert Pattinson was quoted saying, "This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."

LOL WUT.


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Not only is it a retarded book, but the book also sets bad examples for its 12 year old fangirls:
-Abusive relationships are okay as long as he's hot and sparkly.
-It's okay to get pregnant and drop out of school.
-Pedophiles are cool.
And many more.

So STFU about twilight, everyone. -_-

Friday, January 2, 2009

Kids These Days

It seems like 13 is the new 18 for kids these days. It really pisses me off when people don't act their age.
For Example:

Kids and Dating, or as they like to call it, "Luvvv":

One major thing that pisses me off is kids and their relationships. For example, if 2 kids start dating, they'll be saying to each other "I Love You" by the third day.

Why that pisses me off:
Because you can't just love someone just like that. And kids wouldn't know what love is. They just say it because they see all these couples on the TV and they want something like that. I've seen so many examples of this, and what ends up happening is that they break up like a week later. What's even more annoying is the way the write it and put it everywhere.
ACTUAL TEXT:
"I effin luv u sooo much baby id give ma life 4 u :] 12|28|08"
DATE WRITTEN:
12.30.08.

Am I the only one who sees a problem here???
D:<

What's even worse is that when they break up, usually a couple of days later, they completely forget about that person, and in some cases, even write mean things about them.
It's ridiculous.

Damn society.
-_-

Why can't they just date like regular people? Why jump into something so quick?

Amirite?