- I broke up with Jeff in August
- He got a new girlfriend (Who was hideous, btw)
- She was crazy
- She was really jealous of me because even though I am crazy I'm not ugly
- Jeffrey realized how flawless I am and started missing me
- He dumped her
- We're together again.
Oh and remember when I tried to bleach my hair and failed? Yeah, that was cause that "developer" I used wasn't developer. Maybe I should learn to read labels sometime in the near future.
So yeah, my friend Abby helped me find the right stuff and in short, my hair is green now.
I also feel obliged to dress up as the Green Lantern this year.
I'm writing a short story because I give myself too much credit for my amazing spelling and grammar skillz.
Yeah well I don't have much of a social life so there isn't anything else to fill you in about.
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