So things haven't really been going all that great for me, thanks to the amount of assholes there are in my life.
Someone was supposed to make up for their asshole-ness by making this weekend all about me. But nope, video games are more important.
Someone else was supposed to accompany me to a birthday party where I hated 95% of the people, but said person decided to accompany said people.
On a good note, I went to some expensive ass hair salon and got my hair cut. It looks great, I love my hair short.
But yeah. I'm feeling pretty angry so I don't have anything funny or witty to say.
You need to look on the bright side of being a misanthrope.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch the news for information, I watch it because it's fricking hilarious seeing what happens to these naked apes, and it's usually their own fault.
The human race has amazing entertainment value once you realize you don't give a wet slap about any of them.
It's like a vaudeville show that never ends.
And yes, "Life After People" is one of my favorite shows.
When someone pisses you off, just go all Boadicea on their sorry asses, they're not worth you taking years off your life by being angry...
Treat anger like a shotgun, just aim it at the cause of your upset and pull both triggers at once and let fly... I once flung an 85lbs. case of paper 30 feet at a supervisor in a print shop I once worked at.
No one there ever admitted seeing anything and he gave me plenty of space for the next couple of years I worked there...
I set his car on fire the day I quit.