I got my nails done. Not voluntarily, but because my boyfriend's mom took me and signed me up. So I've got inch long (From cuticle to tip) acrylic nails now.
Things I CAN'T Do:
-Wipe my ass comfortably
-Type (Typing is killing me right now)
-Scratch my leg-allergy-rash as forcefully as I want
-Zip up my pants
-Button my shirts
-Tie my shoes
-Untie my hair
-Punch people in the face
-Play my guitar
Things I CAN Do
-Use my nail as a stylus on my touch screen
-Poke people's eyes out more efficiently
-Use my nail as a fork
-Pick things up without actually touching them
-Make cute little indentations on my mother's expensive candles.
I guess they're not so bad.
Keep the long thumbnails and practice using them to open the occasional jugular vein.
ReplyDeleteA little bit of file work should get them nice and sharp.
Hahaha I love that comment ^
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