So this whole January, everyone started wearing some weird checkered scarves that weren't even scarves. They look like picnic blankets. Very thin, cheap, picnic blankets.
It started out with the emo kids wearing them, then the ghetto kids liked them, and bought them in every color.
So now everytime I walk into school it looks like no one could afford scarves so they just grabbed the closest tablecloth and stuck it on their neck.
[Above: Prom dress]
5: Winter.
I hate winter. So it's probably gonna be on all my lists of things that piss me off.
4:Katy Perry.
Man, I hate this chick. In January, she came out with some new song called "Thinking Of You" that people also went batshit insane for, along with all her other crap. She has got to stop. First she sings about kissing another girl while having a boyfriend, now it's about being with some other guy and liking some other guy at the same time. And the video is even worse. Come on, now. Your husband is in the army and your cheating on him? Good thing he died, maybe she would have learned her lesson.
3: The kids in my school on inauguration day.
Okay, so for inauguration day, my principal decided to put up a huge screen and take all this kids out of class to watch it. Now, it was supposed to be a pretty historical day and everything, and I thought that because of that, the kids in my school would shut up for once. But they didn't.
-_-
[Above: Equivalent to a day at Tapco.]
2: Miley "Hoe" Cyrus.
It seems like Disney Channel is an underground child porn industry. They just keep rolling out the whores. But the one that just makes me kill babies is Miley Cyrus. D:<
She is just too much. Her pictures are disgusting, her lip syncing skills are horrible, and she is just a whore.
Like seriously, you can't even drive yet.
Gee, I wonder how those pictures got on the interwebz to begin with.
1: Damn Twilight.
I thought after a while people would realize how stupid twilight [Note the uncapitalization]is. But apparently not. People are still having orgasms over it, including Stephanie Meyers, who's whole idea for twilight came from a wet dream of hers.
It's actually very creepy, seeing as how Stephanie Meyer's description of Bella sounds very much like her own, minus 300 pounds.
What's so funny is that not even the actors like twilight. No wonder Kirsten Stweart smokes pot.
Robert Pattinson was quoted saying, "This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
LOL WUT.
Not only is it a retarded book, but the book also sets bad examples for its 12 year old fangirls:
-Abusive relationships are okay as long as he's hot and sparkly.
-It's okay to get pregnant and drop out of school.
-Pedophiles are cool.
And many more.
So STFU about twilight, everyone. -_-
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